apparently the secret to your success is patron
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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