dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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