I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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