What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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