how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
