Your face is a jimmy john
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I forget how to act sober
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