just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I want to fling myself into the sun
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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