I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Redeem this text for a blowjob
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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