my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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