have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
zippers are such a cool invention
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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