I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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