I'm really into asian looking animals
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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