I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
