It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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