when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize
