she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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