Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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