Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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