if you like me you must not know who I am
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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