I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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