Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I have post one night stand depression
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