11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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