sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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