Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
There are leaves in my underwear?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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