I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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