Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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