Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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