so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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