U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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