Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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