Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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