I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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