Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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