so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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