Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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