went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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