..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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