I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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