I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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