The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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