Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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