There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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