it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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