i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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