So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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