4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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