sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The convent might be a nice break from real life
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
