she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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