There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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