weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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