I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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