Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
