I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
that may or may not have been my penis.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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