no, he came in my armpit
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he puts the penis in happiness.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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