on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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