Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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