Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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